Welcome to the movement
Our Story.
Cock Oil isn’t just a lubricant — it’s a brand inspired by vintage design and built for modern pleasure. Bold, retro, unforgettable.
Premium never felt this fun.
Welcome to the movement
A brand built for modern pleasure.
With old-fashioned cans and bottles, we bring a bold, retro look that's both fun and unforgettable. But we're more than just eye-catching packaging.
Cock Oil delivers high-quality, FDA 510(k) approved water-based lubricant designed to enhance comfort, intimacy, and pleasure. Safe, smooth, reliable — our formula is made to perform.
With silicone and hybrid formulas coming soon, and a growing line of stylish apparel, we're just getting started.
Why Cock Oil
Premium never felt this fun.
Medical-grade formula
Manufactured in an FDA-regulated facility and 510(k) approved.
Water-based & body-safe
pH-balanced, silky, gentle on sensitive skin. Easy water cleanup.
Toy & condom friendly
Compatible with most condoms and all toy materials.
Vintage personality
Old-fashioned cans and bottles with bold retro charm.
For everyone
Built for men, women, couples, and solo play.
Award-winning
2026 AVN Outstanding New Lubricant of the Year.
The Lineup
The product philosophy.
Silky, natural feel that complements the body’s own moisture. Toy-friendly, condom compatible, water-cleanup — no mess, no residue.
10 oz Bottle
296 mL · Pump
9 oz Can
266 mL · Vintage tin
2 oz Tube
60 mL · Travel
Collector Drum
Limited edition
Retail Opportunity
A smart business move.
High-performance lube your customers will love. Eye-catching displays, in-store signage, and strong margins make Cock Oil a profitable addition to any lineup.
Apparel
Wear the movement.
Bold graphics, sleek fits. Hoodies, hats, tees, and more — designed to capture the energy, confidence, and playful spirit of the brand.
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Rewards Program
Earn while you wear it.
Scan QR codes on our hats, shirts, and sweaters to earn and redeem points. Refer friends and family while you rep the Cock Oil brand.
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Scan Me
Register the QR on your gear.
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Refer A Friend
Share your link, grow the team.
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Redeem
Convert points to rewards anytime.
Cock Oil is the new thing.
Premium quality. Vintage look. Full of personality.